So, apparently I have followers now. One of my very good friends told me when we were camping “I followed you, like I actually subscribed to your blog so I know when you post new recipes, and I’m waiting”… Oops… this is why I will never make a career of this and need to stick with what I know. That being said, I have a bunch of recipes that have been requested, so I’m going to try to use the Sunday before the first day of school to get stuff done! We already got fully involved in house cleaning and I am feeling accomplished, so I thought, why not keep that feeling going??
This is one of my favourite recipes, I make a version of it about once a week. The protein that accompanies it changes, but the noodles stay the same. If you like sweet, spicy Thai goodness, this is for you!
For me there are two main things that are the secrets to the success of this dish, the first is slicing every veggie super thin, otherwise you wind up with big chunks of everything and it takes away from it, the other is my trusty wok. I got this wok from my Aunt Cindy after the electric one I had caught on fire, and I can’t explain exactly why it makes a difference, but it does and is one of my absolute most coveted cooking tools. When I make this dish at the beach in a stainless steel pan or in my cast iron skillet at home the results are not the same! This is the wok I use that I found on Amazon. If you cook a lot of Asian cuisine I highly suggest investing in a wok of some sort!
This recipe has a few parts. The first is the prep work, which is what takes the most amount of time.
I start by making my spicy mayo. I have a plastic picnic bottle I store this in so I can drizzle it over the final dish. To make this, I combine about 1/4 cup of mayonnaise (I used Duke’s because I’ve succumbed to the Southern treat), sriracha to taste (how spicy do you like it?), and a little coconut vinegar (I live by coconut secret, but you can also use rice vinegar if you don’t have access to this). Mix it all together and let it sit.
Step 2 is slicing all of the veggies that go in the dish. I use the following vegetables: 1/2 bell pepper (any color, I prefer red for the color pop), 2 jalapeños, 1/2 an onion, a handful of matchstick carrots, and a few garlic cloves from a fresh bulb. I have also made this with thinly sliced mushrooms, zucchini, yellow squash, and broccoli, it’s really up to what you like. The key to the veggies is to slice them as thinly as possible, which is why I buy matchstick carrots. I have a mandolin, but usually just use a knife. I cut all the veggies at once and put them in a big bowl until it’s time to cook them.
Step 2a if you are using regular noodles, like fettuccini or spaghetti, cook the noodles in salted water with a splash of sesame oil. These can be drained and allowed to sit while you finish prep. If you are using Konjac noodles, rinse and let them sit in the colander while you prep. If you are using zoodles, make ahead and wrap in paper towels as you prep. I’ve not used anything else, so if you are, I’ll leave it up to you to figure out.
Once everything is prepped heat up the wok and add the toasted sesame oil to the pan. I don’t measure this, but I add enough to coat the bottom. Get the oil nice and hot (I cook on a medium to medium high burner), if you sprinkle water in it, it should pop. Add the thinly sliced garlic, lemon grass paste, and ginger paste to the pan and toss in oil, after about 30 seconds (just want it to get fragrant) throw in the rest of veggies and toss it all around to coat in oil and mix in the seasoning. Let them cook, tossing them constantly for about 3-5 minutes. I don’t like my veggies over cooked and be careful not to burn the garlic or it will taste bitter. While they are cooking I add the following ingredients to the veggies. I do not measure any of this, but just keep adding dashes until the flavor makes me smile and the veggies are coated in the sauce. Soy Sauce or coconut aminos, coconut secret garlic sauce, 2 quick dashes of fish sauce, sriracha, and honey. If you are using zoodles or Konjac noodles, add them to the wok at the very end and toss to coat them in the sauce and warm up a bit. Do not over cook them, the zoodles will be mushy and the konjac noodles just get weird. If you are using regular pasta, dump the entire contents of the wok into a bowl and save.
If you are using real pasta or noodles, heat the wok back up and add more toasted sesame oil to the pan. Throw in the noodles and toss to coat with oil. Add soy sauce, garlic sauce, sriracha, and some honey to the noodles and toss to coat. Continue to toss the noodles until they are warm.
The final step is putting it all together. Place the noodles and veggies on a plate or in a bowl. I add ginger Thai meatballs to mine usually. Sprinkle with fresh cilantro and drizzle the spicy mayo over top. Add some toasted sesame seeds and some black sesame seeds for an extra little touch.